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Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Choices Endorses Kamala

U.S. — A singer who has made her entire career out of writing songs detailing her horrifically bad choices has announced her choice for President: Kamala Harris.

Pop icon Taylor Swift, who has written a veritable library of songs about her being a poor judge of character, made the announcement last night. “I know I’m internationally renowned for regretting every major decision in my life, but this choice will turn out different, I just know it,” said Swift. “She’s the one!”

A longtime Democrat, Swift’s songwriting is known for chronicling how each man she thought would be the one turned out to be a total scumbag, but she was too blind to see it. More recently, her writing has evolved to explaining how she’s mentally unstable and makes terrible, destructive decisions about other things in her life outside of romantic relationships.

“Who better than Taylor Swift to decide if a person will work out or not?” said Swift fanatic David Muir. “If you stacked all of her ex-boyfriends on top of each other, you could reach Neptune, okay? That’s what we call ‘experience’. She’s got so much experience making wrong decisions, who better to decide what’s right?”

At publishing time, Swift had reportedly begun penning a breakup song after learning that Kamala is really more of a Britney fan.

 

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  • I went to an event last night with sister in law and a few other family members. She is sold out to Harris, and just has bought into all the media blitz. I tried to gently bring up a few points but didn't push it. Didn't work at all. She didn't believe a thing I had to say. It seems to be that way across the board. People have their minds made up one way or the other and nothing is going to change what they think.

    • My niece that states that she’s a Christian(CINO). Believes that the Bible is sexist. 80+% percent of Christians today believe in (god) that believes the same way they do.

  • Oh no. Not a Cleveland Browns fan! LOL. I just sent my sister in law what I'm posting for tomorrow. Abortion survivors. I tried to tell her that Harris voted down a bill for babies born alive to get treatment. Heartless ----------
    I couldn't type what I actually think of the woman. Well I could type it, meaning I'm capable but it probably wouldn't be a good idea on a Christian forum.

  • Oh no. Not a Cleveland Browns fan! LOL. I just sent my sister in law what I'm posting for tomorrow. Abortion survivors. I tried to tell her that Harris voted down a bill for babies born alive to get treatment. Heartless ----------
    I couldn't type what I actually think of the woman. Well I could type it, meaning I'm capable but it probably wouldn't be a good idea on a Christian forum.

  • Thankfully I’ve gone through most of my life where I am no sports fan of any sport. I grew up with a dad/family, that enjoyed hunting, fishing, camping, horseback riding and rodeo’s.
    I only watch 2 sports occasionally, which may be a total a dozen times a year, maybe, golf and bowling and that’s because I also play golf and bowl.
    Baseball is one of the most boring sports of ever watched and or listened too.
    But my niece and her sons are voting for Kamala because she’s black. That’s the same reason Colin Powell voted for Barack Obama.

  • I doubt that there is anymore than 2 media outlets that can be trusted. SRN possibly for one, I’m scratching my head to think of another one.

  • How many people do you actually believe are born again Christian’s for Christ Jesus only?
    I know about 50+ and half of them are missionaries for Christ Jesus.

  • Some who walk her path don't meet that end....

    2Kgs 9:30-37 , Jezebel meets her demise at the hands of Jehu, her own eunuchs, a team of horses, and a pack of dogs.

  • There are certain people in this world I don’t ever listen to Joyce Myer, Glen Beck, Tony Evens, Mr. Graham and all prosperity preachers, etc.
    But if you like them that’s fine with me.

  • Revelation 16:16 And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.
    Also, the name Hosea's oldest son: Hosea 1:4-5 And the LORD said unto him, call his name Jezreel; for yet a little while, and I will avenge the blood of Jezreel upon the house of Jehu, and will cause to cease the kingdom of the house of Israel. And it shall come to pass at that day, that I will break the bow of Israel in the valley of Jezreel.

  • I’ve read extensively on Glen Beck. And my conclusion is that he is not a Christian. Now he is a patriot that loves the USA. He brings that out to everyone on his programs. Your opinion on my learning capabilities mean little to me.
    I’ve learned a lot from you and many people on this channel.

  • No, not really. Even Jesus told the Sadducee’s that he needed to be with the sick sinners to help usher them to the Lord. I have respect for Joni Lamb and her husband Doug White. But Daystar has had many prosperity pastors on her show.
    Birds of a feather flock together, isn’t always true.
    I have a great deal of respect for you Wylat. I just don’t agree with everything that you say and do.
    Do I believe that you’re a born again Christian ?
    Yes I do.

  • Have you vetted ALL on SRN to prove they are ALL Christians?????

    You have so much to learn, but very little ability to do so.

  • Your own words convict you. Due to "respect" you condemn one person, while ignoring the surroundings of the other. You condemn all the other people with shows on the Blaze due to your hatred of Beck, but let Joni slide due to your respect for her.

    Jn. 2:9
    But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors.

  • Many of the people at SRN are regulars on his show, as well as other shows on The Blaze, I guess you should reevaluate them based on who they associate with.

  • You consider not liking someone to hating someone. I don’t hate Mr. Beck.
    I don’t trust Mr.Beck that’s a huge difference, sir.

  • It's a shame you don't see the hypocrisy in your words.
    You will watch Joni despite her having multiple people you don't trust on her show. Yet, you discard the entire Blaze network because of one person you say you don't trust.
    All because of "Respect."

  • I’m sorry that you cant understand why I don’t watch or listen to Glen Beck. It doesn’t matter if every person that come on his show is reputable. I’ll still have to listen to him because it’s his show.
    I’ll listen to the Steve Deace show, if that’s any consolation.

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